☐ It's †iMe.

TO SAY GOODBYE



Is it Christmas yet- cause it sure feels like last year. I still want the same things. Hell, I'm even still wearing the same clothes! Am I the only one not ready again in exchange of presents & holiday cards, or is this the feeling of lazy? This is the one true holiday that I used to love getting made up for, and now it's beginning to sound like a broken record. They say 'time flies when you're having fun'. My time flew alreight, but what fuN is there in that? Whatever the symptoms are- I wish you bOys+girLs a ROCKIN' Christmas, and I look very forward to waking up in 2010! Now, go remember this year like it was last year, cos next year it's gonna be the same all over again. Don't make me repeat another year.

† My Wedding.

PHOTO ALBUM

The Bride & Groom

My Bridesmaid

The Best Man & Maid of Honor

The Wedding Planner

& Pastor


And here you thought I didn't believe in Marriage.

Works by Juha Arvid Helminen

☐ Dear Scoundrel

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : VARIOUS ISSUE






Summer is finally over – w00t!
It's time to Follow-the-Yellow-Brick-Road & fix that Pothole!
Many may find the blistering cold hard to hold, but for the rest - (you know who you are), you question the origin-of-sex like a whiney little bitch.
From being the "MR.NICE-GUY" to having the "HOTS-for-TEACHER", an unfair "3-SOME" to a girlfriend who wants the "COOL-RIDER"...
Well, let your questions be answered in the monthly "Dear Scoundrel" columns, found in-between the pages of Penthouse magazine, located at your nearest newsstand. Don't just stick your head inside a centerfold - exercise your mind, while you exercise your eye. Little do you'll realize, girls are much easier to please than you think.
... just don't ask for your money back. =)

☐ GAP (PRODUCT) RED™

ARTIST EDITION T-SHIRT COLLECTION

UPDATE: [9.15.09] Selective designs are SOLD OUT.

This isn't happiness to see Me, is it. =D Right. Some of you may not know, but there is a big market for T-shirts out there. So to bring you a diversity in styles, Gap introduced original designs from artists all over, for its fall (PRODUCT) RED Artist Edition T-Shirt collection. Mine (& among other featured artists), is out the month of August (that's to our birthdays, dawg!) =)

To spotlight the new collection, Gap is opening the doors to a pop-up art gallery featuring works of art by the artists in its rotating concept venue in New York. The collection is also available at Gap stores nationwide, with select styles available at gap.com and the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City. Now through August 30, the Whitney Museum Store will carry five women's and five men's styles. In partnership with (PRODUCT) RED, 50 percent of profits from the sale of Gap (PRODUCT) RED Artist Edition T-Shirts will benefit the Global Fund, to help eliminate AIDS in Africa.

So if you happen to be "In the Neighborhood", or simply want to swim the Atlantic Ocean, be sure to drop by the store or gallery & pick up a T! `=)

Gap Artist T-Shirt Gallery
July 25 – August 10, 2009
Store Hours: Monday-Saturday: 10am-9pm

Sunday: 11am-7pm
680 Fifth Avenue (btwn 53rd/54th Streets)
New York

About (RED)™ and (PRODUCT)RED™
(RED)’s primary objective is to engage the private sector in raising awareness and funds for the Global Fund, to help eliminate AIDS in Africa. Companies whose products take on the (PRODUCT)RED mark contribute a significant percentage of the sales or portion of the profits from that product to the Global Fund to finance AIDS programs in Africa, with an emphasis on the health of women and children. Current partners are: American Express (U.K. only), Apple, Converse, Gap, Emporio Armani, Hallmark, Dell, Windows and Starbucks. Since its launch in the Spring of 2006, more than $130 million has been generated by (RED) for the Global Fund. (RED) money is at work in Swaziland, Rwanda, Ghana and Lesotho. For more information, visit http://www.joinred.com/

About The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria
Since its creation in 2002, the Global Fund has become the dominant financer of programs to fight AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria, with approved funding of US $15 billion for programs in 140 countries. The Global Fund supports programs based on agreed performance targets and disburses money in response to proven results. At the end of 2008, programs supported by the Global Fund have averted more than 3.5 million deaths by providing AIDS treatment for 2 million people, TB treatment for 4.6 million people, and by the distribution of 70 million insecticide-treated bed nets for the prevention of malaria worldwide. For more information visit http://www.theglobalfund.org.

GAP.com
GAP Inc.

☐ Time to Pretend : Bachelor Par

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JUNE ISSUE





Forget about your mothers & your friends> Here's to the latest editorial opener for Penthouse Magazine (sans the text). It's a 'Stripper Bachelor Party' at a Gulf Resort! Yeah, you're all invited – except you'll have to pick up this JUNE issue to find out where it's all at! You too, can man the island & find some modeLs for wives! =)

☐ Springtime For… ♫

GENEVA SWITZERLAND






Who said I didn't enjoy the "Finer Things" in life? And no - I don't buy them, nor eat them. As a matter fact, I take my devoted time & love to nourish the little fuckers too. From the cliffs of a Swiss mountain, a stretch at a nearby lake, I'd follow an escargot..., I fully acknowledge the difference between Beauty & Boredom (both, a terrible thing to waste).

– wishing everyONe a woNdrous summer... :)

☐ Wish List

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS...






Yeah Yeah... This has been a 'sick-sad-world' as of late. But, according to Julie Andrews-> Why focus on 'unhappy'? But To> "♪ Simply Remember My Favorite Things... And Then I Don't feeeeeeel... SO Bad..."! ♫
I've recently visited some other people's blogs and noticed they post their "wish list". As if. Firstly, Who cares, right? & 2nd, does anyone ACtUALLY get them these things? Well, whatever that list & wish may be - and WHO may "GET IT FOR THEM"; remains a mystery. But I figure, 'Hey, if it works for them, it may work for Me!' - but I ain't holding my breath (because I'm not dreaming of a Prince On White Pony -pfft. Sorry girls, don't mean to burst your bubble gum). Aside from that, here is some really sweet designs I've been in possession over for some time. I'd thought it be fun to post this as "random thoughts". And whoever gifts Me with any of these possessions?–Ooh, Honey! ;)

from the collective works of Tobias Wong & one of the many helmets from the Vader Gallery – w00t! ;)

☐ Dear Scoundrel : GONE VEGETARIAN

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : APRIL ISSUE



Would you dump your Hot Babe for a Hot Meal? Are you willing to give up all your favorite nourishments for HER nourishment? Which MEAT do you prefer? If your Klondike Bear decided to go strictly vegetarian, and all your hearty dishes was no longer served off the BBQ grill, nor between a bun, but found in the frozen section - would you really settle for an empty bed, in order to keep your tummy fed? In this month's April issue of Penthouse, an enquiry mind wanted to know> "Is your girlfriend of heart-ache worth giving up, simply because you want to gnaw on a spare rib?" Seek the advice in store for you!

– And Now> A Word From Our Sponsor:
'Hey, it could be worse - she could've gone Vegan!' ;)

☐ NIKE

JUST DO IT









I don't just sit around and do nothing. I sit around and do nothing with OTHER people as well! [tho all quite the contrary]. but i DO find myself having nothing relative to post or report here as of late (other than pictures of Swiss Mountains & Ski slopes - none of which you can't find on flickr or google images)., so instead, i thought a few of the many looks for Nike 'Sports Apparel' in recent months would be a nice addition. Yeah yeah.. Nike had a bad reputation on child labor back in the days [Oh, such Hypocrisy this world breeds..] C'mon, they didn't just abuse small children in the far east, they abuse their own newborns in the backyard as well! Hey, at least they paid up.! So, for all you Kings on Procrastination: Don't just sit around and do nothing., Abuse Yourself Today!