Casual Killer

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : FEBRUARY 2♥11

if I were to say to you
"can you keep a secret...? "
would you know just what to do
or where to keep it?
then I say "i love you"
and foul the situation
"hey girl I thought we were
the right combination".

Don't listen to her. She wants SUM-SUM! & Yeesh, yOu better deliver it.
For it be a dozen red roses or a heart-shape box chocolate. This is serious business when it comes down to Valentines. Although, if you asked "Mee" > I don't want the chocolate boxes & roses. Just send me cash! ColdHardCa$hhh. A.Suit.Case.of.it. LARGE BILLS ONLY -ThanXX!!

"Yeah, Raise your aim. Raise your aim!"♪

oh and., the pantie's in the mail, baby! =)

Sexual Healing

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JANUARY 2011



New Year. New outLOOk. Give up that last heartbreak for someone who deserves your love and affection. Whether it's the babysitter, the underground Brazilian belly dancer, or the lady who serves your latte at that macchiato stand. She's your morning navigator! She's your Sexual Healer. Turn your woes into moans, and let the grinding happen down below. Your diagnosis is done! So, pickup your January prescription at your local newsstand; Take two capsules & thank me in the morning!
Your hard copy awaits you : January Issue Penthouse Magazine 2011.
... We got lots to look forward to, don't we darling?

Candy Cane

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : DECEMBER 2010



santa baby,
slip a sable rider under the tree, for me.
been an awful busy girl,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

a 72 mustang will do, too.
Blood red.
I'll wake up for you dear,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

think of all the fun I've missed,
with all the freelance gigs.
next year I could be just as crazy,
If you'll check off my Christmas list...

santa baby,
I wanna loft, and really that's not a lot,
i've been an angel all year,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

santa honey,
there's one thing I really do need,
my daddy to be healthy & free, again
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

santa cutie,
and fill my stocking with a blank check, correct.
sign your 'X' on the line,
and hurry down the speedway tonight...

come and take me out for a ride,
I think I have a helmet you'll like, in lime green
I really do believe in you,
let's see if you believe in me...

santa baby,
forgot to mention one little thing, Wii.
I don't mean w-2.
so hurry down the speedway tonight.

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