Candy Cane

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : DECEMBER 2010



santa baby,
slip a sable rider under the tree, for me.
been an awful busy girl,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

a 72 mustang will do, too.
Blood red.
I'll wake up for you dear,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

think of all the fun I've missed,
with all the freelance gigs.
next year I could be just as crazy,
If you'll check off my Christmas list...

santa baby,
I wanna loft, and really that's not a lot,
i've been an angel all year,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

santa honey,
there's one thing I really do need,
my daddy to be healthy & free, again
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

santa cutie,
and fill my stocking with a blank check, correct.
sign your 'X' on the line,
and hurry down the speedway tonight...

come and take me out for a ride,
I think I have a helmet you'll like, in lime green
I really do believe in you,
let's see if you believe in me...

santa baby,
forgot to mention one little thing, Wii.
I don't mean w-2.
so hurry down the speedway tonight.

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C.O.O.L.R.I.D.E.R. THE ART OF CELIA CALLE BOOK º1
COMPLETE COLLECTIVE WORKS OF 20 YEARS
224 FULL COLOR PAGES > 11" x 11" [HARDCOVER]
PRINTED AND BOUND IN THE U.S.A.
SIGNED
PUBLISHING DATE: 10.2010
SHIPPING DATE: 11.01.2010
ISBN 13: 978-0-9846099-0-1
ISBN 10: 0-9846099-0-3

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C.O.O.L.R.I.D.E.R.

ART OF CELIA CALLE [BOOKº1]











"Here at last! Here at last! Thank God Almighty, it is Here at last!"
FINALLY a 224 page ART BOOK
[complete selective works from yesteryear to yesterday]
11"X11" Full Color. Hard Cover.
RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 8-10 at NEW YORK COMIC-CON 2010
New York Javits Convention Center [34th Street /11Avenue]
BOOTH No. 2431
If you're in the tri-state area or at a local pharmacist this weekend - toss that prescription slip out the window along with your doctor! Save your coins for an event no meds can provide. Your cure has arrived. So, leave your homework at home, and your work at work. No drink line here. No wrist bands needed. No following side effects apply.

For those who can't make it to the show, C.O.O.L.R.I.D.E.R. is now available online, Amazon.com & select local shops... possibly on the streets, or in a trash. Where ever it goes - we'll let you know!

Other items at the booth include:
Posters
Prints
Comic books
Greeting cards
& a Smile.
• BYOB

Madame Xanadu #27 [EXTRA-SENSORY]

DC/VERTIGO COMICS






Written by Matt Wagner
Art by Celia Calle
Cover by Mark Buckingham
Special Thanks to Marely Zarcone
and FashionEdit247 for the beautiful prints!

"a place where nobody dared to go
the love that we came to know
they call it...."♪

Move over Madame Butterfly- Here comes MADAME XANADU!
No worries, you don't have to know the comic book to appreciate Sex, Drugs & Rock-N'Roll! – "LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH". Reaow|||
Yes! Finally. Interior art by Me! See, I can do it. Heh, it may not be what you expected, but it's a beginning of a beautiful disaster.

This isn't your grandma's comic book. Think about it. In another 20 years - this may become one of the millionth original copies you wished you'd own. If not, heck. For $3bucks. it's a 24page mini-art collection.
Get your copy OCTOBER 6TH!

"now that I'm here now that you're near...."

☐ Summer Lovin'

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : SUMMER 2010






Is this a draggin' summer or what? Oh right, you euros are enjoying the lick! I mean, Kick! well, for us americanOs - it's time to deal with roommate hunting, big easy weekends, beach parties, and ice cream vans. From the "Chic who's favorite flavor's 'Fat Geezer'", to the "'Singles Only' Beach House Party" (leave your gf at the shore); from the "Not-so-loyal girl, whom you spent the 'Wild Weekend' with", to the "Roommate Finder -turned- into Personal Ad"... It's all here in the Summer issues of Penthouse Magazine! Get your copy & see what they're missing! Til then, GO team Becks! ｡x‿x｡

☐ AlleyCatz

THE LOVECATS







It's Spring & 12º Celsius out. Sunny-side-Up. Perfect.
Although some places around our globe doesn't seem quite as fortunate. Making travel plans a bit unnerving, and the grounds a little shaky. But before we call this the end of the world, I won't waiver my blessings nor should you. Tax time is over. Go stray with the alley cats for a day! `=)

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☐ Penthouse Magazine

JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH & APRIL MAY...

"June July sees you go by - I see love walk away... ♪

Damn Right It's Cold Outside!
So who's in the house for cuddling and who's not?
Here's to Penthouse Magazine's monthly 'Dear Scoundrel' column:
From the "GF who only gets down when your friends are in town" -To- "Finding your Valentine sitting on a Land Mine" -To- "Changing that Teacup into a D-Cup". Whatever your issues are, you're not alone. Don't be left in the cold. Stick around & let's learn a thing-or-two! Make this Valentine count & respect her majesty's wishes. Soon we'll be springing into April, and it's time for the cuckoo bird to clock out! –cook-coo!

"So long farewell, auf weidersehen goodbye...