

"Yeah. Thats my c♫L and i can't take it JOSff."
in behalf of Gap Product [RED] 2009--->
wishing everyONe a very RED and SHINING Xmas!
""when the postman don't call on valentine's dayWHAT. you think I do PORN on my first issue? I'm not THAT easy.
and santa claus don't come on a christmas day
that umbrella won't work on a rainy day
– don't ask me..."♪
10. Didn't think it mattered.I don't know about you, but man, all this takes up a lot of time!
9. 1 Less place to check and expect messages (let alone, disappoint...)
8. Privacy Purpose: the feeling of other people reading into things> more than needed.
7. "Anonymous" posters kinda gives me the creeps.
6. Not fluent in any foreign languages, and will do just about anything (& kill precious time) working out the few sentences that I will never likely use again.
5. Stalking is not an option. It's inevitable.
4. See Reasons number 7 & 8
3. The meaning in the word, "Thank you" becomes bleak.
2. I can't pay you all.
...And the number 1 Reason is, (drum roll)
1. Avoiding the question, "What Have You Been Working On?"
As grateful as I am with this question...
ANSWER: Chances are, I'd post it here [remotely relevant]
Otherwise, What am I working on? (Not only am I haunted by this question from my immediate family on daily basis...)
– You really want to know? A new lipstick color, my resume, the bills, the laundry, the dishes... returning a few phone calls & emails, writing out invoices, downloading music... reading my horoscope, reading your horoscope, checking tomorrow's horoscope, under the classified section, looking for my pencil, walking my dog, off to catch a train, making travel plans, putting on liquid eyeliner, brushing... flossing... changing... cleaning... crime fighting..., and then, more emails...